Monkey, "Banana Sam" missing from San Franciso Zoo. Authorities suspect theft.

NFL fines Wes Welker $10,000 for wearing an "Unauthorized Hat" at a post-game interview.

Sci Fi brothel to open near Vegas.

Rick Perry endorses English as U.S. national language.

PETA seeks memorials for cows killed on Illinois roads.

The latest in car theft prevention!

Michael Jordan engaged to long-time girlfriend.

Man denies burning down topless coffee shop.

BBC's top dozen Female Faces of 2011 includes this one.

Ireland set to enact a ban on corporal punishment in the home.

Guy steals engagement ring.
Girl says "yes."
He gets arrested.

Hugo Chavez asks if USA gave him cancer?

Samoa skips a day and skips to the other side of the International Dateline.

Just in time for New Year's Eve:  Marshmallow Vodka!

Cheetah, Tarzan's chimp from the 1930s dies at 80.

Elvis the Crocodile steals lawnmower.

Titanic centennial cruise is sold out!

Cocaine found in soccer ball at Newark airport.

Cocaine found in soccer ball at Newark.

NBA player talks gunman out of robbery, 
buys him dinner.